I Hatedespiseabhor This Question!!!
I've finally found a question I truly despise, which beats the "Aiyo, why don't you get braces?" question.
Ready for it?
"Eh, when are your results coming out?!" or a variation "Eh, are your results out yet?"
I know the people who ask this have my best intentions at heart or truly care for me (or maybe just have nothing to say and are looking for conversation material OR are just plain freakin' busybodies) but that doesn't help.
Every time I hear that question, a tingle starts up my spine and makes my fists clench automatically. It takes a serious amount of willpower to respond normally and not throw a hysterical fit and start clawing the person's eyes out.
So if you've read this, and you know me, DON'T FREAKIN' ASK ME THAT STOOPID QUESTION. Just leave me the heck alone. Okay?!
Gah.
Being the smart person I am (cue for you to puke), I can foresee that I won't be plagued by this annoyance for much longer.
However, the downside: another (more annoying!) question will take its place. And this, besides hatred, I view with trepidation...
"How did you do for your exam?"
I will not be responsible for my reactions. If you choose to ask, do so at your own peril. I have given you sufficient warning:
Ready for it?
"Eh, when are your results coming out?!" or a variation "Eh, are your results out yet?"
I know the people who ask this have my best intentions at heart or truly care for me (or maybe just have nothing to say and are looking for conversation material OR are just plain freakin' busybodies) but that doesn't help.
Every time I hear that question, a tingle starts up my spine and makes my fists clench automatically. It takes a serious amount of willpower to respond normally and not throw a hysterical fit and start clawing the person's eyes out.
So if you've read this, and you know me, DON'T FREAKIN' ASK ME THAT STOOPID QUESTION. Just leave me the heck alone. Okay?!
Gah.
Being the smart person I am (cue for you to puke), I can foresee that I won't be plagued by this annoyance for much longer.
However, the downside: another (more annoying!) question will take its place. And this, besides hatred, I view with trepidation...
"How did you do for your exam?"
I will not be responsible for my reactions. If you choose to ask, do so at your own peril. I have given you sufficient warning:
I. Will. Kill.
posted by sleepypurplepiglet at 8:47 PM
5 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHA
i miss you!and im gonna see you in 3 or 4 hours
oh and btw...when are your results coming out again?
heh
IS YOUR RESLUTS OUT YET???? HEHEHEHE.....
With friends like these, who needs enemies, right? :) That's 2 persons on my 'To Kill' list.
ehehehe...is chun chung still alive? where did u bury him?? aww...please dun kill our doraemon. other wise there will be no more doraemon for the next SWEEP! haha. now that the results are out, i guess it's not so bad after all, eh?
Yea. *breathes a sigh of relief*
Post a Comment
<< Home