A Night's Drive:Musings and Observations
Do crabs get carsick?
If crabs get carsick, do they walk straight after that?
If open burning is not allowed in Malaysia, why is there a sign on the highway which reads AWAS: KAWASAN PEMBAKARAN TERBUKA (translated WARNING: OPEN BURNING AREA)?
How stupid do they think we are?
Why is the windscreen still clear (read: bug-less) after an hour's drive?
Why, immediately after wondering why the windscreen is bug-free, do some bugs go SPLAT! on the windscreen?
Are bugs psychic? Probably not, since they wouldn't have ended up as dirt on a windscreen if they are.
If crabs get carsick, do they walk straight after that?
If open burning is not allowed in Malaysia, why is there a sign on the highway which reads AWAS: KAWASAN PEMBAKARAN TERBUKA (translated WARNING: OPEN BURNING AREA)?
How stupid do they think we are?
Why is the windscreen still clear (read: bug-less) after an hour's drive?
Why, immediately after wondering why the windscreen is bug-free, do some bugs go SPLAT! on the windscreen?
Are bugs psychic? Probably not, since they wouldn't have ended up as dirt on a windscreen if they are.
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