Attack of the Metrosexuals!!!
There's a new breed of guys taking over the world, and frankly, it's a pathetic situation.
These guys are the so-called metrosexuals. Don't know what it means? Think David Beckham. Think pretty men who fuss for hours and hours with their hair. Think men who shop for facial products, men who primp and preen.
Think men who wear pink shirts.
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
The stuff of nightmares, enough to make you nauseated for a million years to come.
Even I don't wear make-up. I'm content with my facial cleanser, and that's it. I take maybe 20 minutes to get ready to go out, from head to toe.
So how is it that the balance has tipped? Why are guys spending more time in front of the mirror than I do???!!! It's unsettling and upsetting.
I honestly can't imagine dating a metrosexual guy, who'd love shopping more than I do (and I like shopping), who'd know more about beauty products than I do. It's scary.
I'd be forever battling the fear that he'd leave me one day...for a more beautiful GUY.
Sheesh. Please, guys. Give us girls a break.
Where are the real men?!
I personally miss the macho guys. (By 'macho', I don't mean chauvinistic/ assholic/ jerky/ egoistic).
Those who are attractive anyway without primping, because of their attitude and personality. The raw men who aren't afraid of spiders, who can 'fight off bad guys'. Real men, real leaders.
Not the sissified version this generation seems so fond of producing, who - to me, at least - seem more ready to be protected than to protect. Who are probably too worried about their perfect hair to chase away spiders for fear of messing up their hairdo.
O, woe!
Can you imagine these metrosexuals leading anything, let alone a country? They're more likely to lead an expedition to the nearest shopping mall. Help!
Of course, this doesn't mean that I think men should go around looking like slobs. How you dress counts. Look presentable, but don't primp!!!
*sigh*
I definitely won't date any guy who spends more than half an hour (the maximum time I'm willing to tolerate) getting ready to go out, fussing with hair. (Emergencies are excusable, though). Nor any guy who has more beauty products than I do!
Give me a slobby intellectual anytime.
These guys are the so-called metrosexuals. Don't know what it means? Think David Beckham. Think pretty men who fuss for hours and hours with their hair. Think men who shop for facial products, men who primp and preen.
Think men who wear pink shirts.
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
The stuff of nightmares, enough to make you nauseated for a million years to come.
Even I don't wear make-up. I'm content with my facial cleanser, and that's it. I take maybe 20 minutes to get ready to go out, from head to toe.
So how is it that the balance has tipped? Why are guys spending more time in front of the mirror than I do???!!! It's unsettling and upsetting.
I honestly can't imagine dating a metrosexual guy, who'd love shopping more than I do (and I like shopping), who'd know more about beauty products than I do. It's scary.
I'd be forever battling the fear that he'd leave me one day...for a more beautiful GUY.
Sheesh. Please, guys. Give us girls a break.
Where are the real men?!
I personally miss the macho guys. (By 'macho', I don't mean chauvinistic/ assholic/ jerky/ egoistic).
Those who are attractive anyway without primping, because of their attitude and personality. The raw men who aren't afraid of spiders, who can 'fight off bad guys'. Real men, real leaders.
Not the sissified version this generation seems so fond of producing, who - to me, at least - seem more ready to be protected than to protect. Who are probably too worried about their perfect hair to chase away spiders for fear of messing up their hairdo.
O, woe!
Can you imagine these metrosexuals leading anything, let alone a country? They're more likely to lead an expedition to the nearest shopping mall. Help!
Of course, this doesn't mean that I think men should go around looking like slobs. How you dress counts. Look presentable, but don't primp!!!
*sigh*
I definitely won't date any guy who spends more than half an hour (the maximum time I'm willing to tolerate) getting ready to go out, fussing with hair. (Emergencies are excusable, though). Nor any guy who has more beauty products than I do!
Give me a slobby intellectual anytime.
posted by sleepypurplepiglet at 8:54 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home